Allegedly!
rehna February 14th, 2008
OK, guys, this is the thread for blind vices - those
pesky rumours about celebrities that won’t go away.
Take a guess or 15 but in the interests of libel,
don’t name your guess directly, just give us some less
than subtle hints.
Here’s one to start with:
PANACHE BLIND ITEM: (RACIST & PROUD OF IT)
This white actor’s racism (which has been reported
before) never ceases to amaze me.
In his presence, you get an immediate racist vibe. He
can’t make eye contact with black men or women and
appears very uncomfortable when he’s in the company of
blacks, so much so, it’s noticeable.
This is the same actor who we reported on last year.
He told a black playmate at the Mansion. “You sure are
beautiful but you look mixed, you’re not mixed with
black are you? I hope not!”
A white female he once desired was dating a black NFL
player. When he saw the athlete at a club, he broke
through the crowd and confronted him, “You haven’t
slept with her yet, have you? The NFL player looked at
him like he was crazy.
This actor also got upset, when he was on a series, a
black stagehand was visited by his white girlfriend
and her best friend. When the stagehand went to the
men’s room, he overheard the white girlfriend tell her
friend, “What a great endowed lover he was.”
The white actor was infuriated and after that day, he
made the black stagehand’s life miserable on the set.
It’s even been rumored, when he goes to high-end
department stores, he will tell security that blacks
entered the store before him and they may want to keep
a eye out in case of shoplifting.
A few years ago, he dated a olive skinned woman who he
thought had Native American blood in her. When she
informed him that her mother was white but her father
was bi-racial. He went ballistic and broke off the
relationship, threatening her, “I have to let you go
or I might commit a hate crime against you.”
He also made his recent significant other get rid of a
close black female friend.
It’s rumored that this actor allegedly produced porn
under a alias when he was practically destitute
between acting jobs.
When he did get a job on a series, he hardly spoke to
his black co-star despite being friendly to other cast
members.
Hints: He’s appeared on two TV series,
Late 70’s early 80’s & then again in 90’s.
First show he appeared in was situation comedy.
Spin-off.
- The Life Salon
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I’ve no idea who this is but he sounds like a dreadful person
I thought the rumour was this was a former ‘Friend’ whose surname is French for white and whose spin off show about his dimwitted character was cancelled Not sure though.
I hope it’s not the former friend. I like him.
Let’s see, does Harry Belafonte have a song that rhymes with the actor’s last name. I don’t think the sit-com he was in was called Mad/Sad Nights, but the 90’s show may have included an examining room.
I hope that was less-than-subtle enough and I really like the new site design.
Is he in ‘charge’
He might be. I’ll have to finish doing the Cha Cha before answering. The problem with my guess is that this actor was in a few more series than two. Eliminating the version of I Love Lucy there is still more than 2 series. Pushing it too much might get me Zapped.
o m g…can’t do this type of guesses! i can’t keep up:(
geishag…how about the normal way of guesssing? moan…
ANGEL feel free to post however you find best.
MAGGIE - good to see you!
Here’s a simple one
He may have been the devils own, but it hasn’t been enough to keep this actor’s career up to speed. Maybe that is why his closet door is less firmly shut than it than it used to be in the past. Recent weeks he has been seen cruising through town and partying at nightclubs with his striking young boyfriend.
Is it the wooden actor with the Hawaiian name? Is it because of libel that we can’t guess outright? If it is said wooden actor, (he was in a sci-fi trilogy opposite an actress whose last name is something green that grows on trees - sorry Angel, I know…I’m starting to have fun being cryptic, though!), I can’t figure out whether he’s gay or straight. Didn’t he lose a baby he had with a girlfriend or something?
“Something green that grows on trees” is on the side of trees, btw, on the trunk, not leaves. I just realized how stupid that sounded!
I don’t want to Advocate any one actor because it could all be Much Ado About Nothing. Sometimes if one is hiding in a closet for too long somethings going to give. Not everyone has the gift to keep their feelings hidden. A great trip to the house on the lake with Bob & Tom is probably in order before reaching the breaking point.
He sounds as if he’s having an awesome adventure, dude!
Here’s another one which I think is really interesting
He is diagnosed (although not officially) with the Asperger syndrome and ever since she entered his life she’s helped him dealing with it so it would not hamper his career. And while you may not immediately have noticed, the chances in his behavior have been significant. In the early years of his career he would hardly ever take ofF his sunglasses, especially when speaking with people, it was his way to avoid making eye contact. Now, whenever in conversation or being interviewed he will emphasis on making the eye contact from the start and won’t let go. Without the conversation partner or interviewer’s knowledge, he’s training himself. It is a direct result of her influence, she has made a big issue of it, form day one of their relationship. If you have a suspicion you know who we are talking about, just pay attention to the couple’s eye contact at public events and you will get an idea of what we are talking about. Watch him when he’s addressing an audience and how his eyes will search hers to stay calm and relaxed, because basically he hates it when people star at him. Another thing people with Asperger Syndrome often have trouble with is physical contact, and again she’s found a way to help (maybe force) deal with and overcome this; she is very touchy. Again, if you have a suspicion who we are talking about, watch pictures or footage of the couple and you will notice there is always some kind of physical contact. Small hint: his aides often request people to avoid staring at him while he’s working. It still makes him edgy. Do you have any idea who we are talking about?
Hmmmmm, I’m stumped. That’s not a clue. Any more hints? I’m only aware of one famous person who may have Asperger’s and that person isn’t an actor.
Okay I have no inside information so I could be totally wrong - and maybe I’m not supposed to name names, so here goes my attempts to solve the riddles:
1. panache blind vice - could this be someone with the initials KG who has been ‘cheery’ and who has the voice for radio and news… has had a tough go in real life… and who’se sister was murdered by a black man?
My other guess is the mustached pro gun hunk who guested on Friends
2. closet gay who’se slowly coming out - Whoa dude, from Toronto, though I do believe his relationship with a woman was real whether it was a friendship and a committed decision to be together, or an actual romance…
3. Aspbergers - the actor who some may have called the “Mask” came to mind, given his new and happy relationship with a bubbly gal who knows Autism Spectrum Disorders very well.
Wild guess on the Aspergers, could it even be the couple with the rainbow family who have a thread all to themselves on this very site?
Racist man, not ‘Chachi’ surely? He seems so nice and isn’t he Italian himself?
Gay man, ‘the one’
The aspergers man is the brilliant but oddball director who has a Depp friendship with captain Jack and has recently directed the captain to shave men within an inch of their lives. The supportive girlfriend seems to be in permanent menstruation, she’s always in period costume. Ok, an old joke but a good one!
Maverickman - you are on the money (even if your jokes is terrible!).
I don’t have any great inside info on most of these blind vices but having met the director a couple of times and having a friend who knows him, I think you are spot on.
ANGEL, LEO - please note: TIM henman never won tennis grandslam. richard BURTON never won an Oscar!
(You see there are ways to do this without saying names outright.)
Closet gay - I’m also Kean(u) on the awesome dude who had a most excellent adventure on a very fast bus!
racist man -I also initially said ‘cheers’ to the doctor with the fey screen brother but I’ll go with the other main guess.
Here’s one:
This black male celebrity is considered a very good actor although he has never won an acting award. Like so many actors before him, there have been complaints about his arrogance and attitude, but he’s still respected for his craft throughout Hollywood. What few people know, it’s heavily rumored that he’s a functional cocaine addict. People on film sets were wondering, why is he always sniffling with a runny nose, twitching and somewhat irrational? He doesn’t have a cold but he does have a cocaine habit that sets him back a couple of thousand each week. His nose is like a vacuum cleaner when it comes to this drug and he can’t seem to stop snorting despite nasal problems (tissue). When he’s at home, he likes to use coke in a darkened room and often closes the curtains beforehand. No one can understand, why is he blowing this opportunity with drugs? Because, it’s so hard for blacks to make it in Hollywood, period. He gets an opportunity and goes buck wild, like he’s making up for lost time. The public, especially urban communities would be surprised and shocked that this particular black actor is an cocaine addict. It’s only a matter of time before everyone will become aware of his addiction-because at the rate he’s going, he will be in rehab soon.
Maggie - yes that email comes to me. So does ‘editor@assetsworld.com’
Here’s another one from a friend of mine who swears its true:
Which mega selling black singer once had a lengthy lesbian affair with an Oscar winning white actress?
Geisha, was it Houston, we have a problem? That was rumored for years (though I can’t think of who would be the actress). Will you reveal it if someone guesses (allegedly) correctly?
As for the black male celebrity who hides his habit, is he the light eyed gorgeosity who Hustles and Flows, no, make that CRASHES his way through Hollywood?
Janet Carlson Hollywood Blind Vice
Janet Charlton’s Hollywood Whodunit
This famous lesbian movie star is successful and very popular but she’s afraid to come out of the closet. She has too many conservative fans and bosses who have no idea she’s gay. She quietly lives with her girlfriend but once in awhile she can’t resist hitting the lesbian clubs. Recently she was seen at a once-a-month after hours sex club for women where anything goes. And it did. Her highly recognizable face was the TALK of the orgiastic femmes.
There are 48 Guesses! Take a chance and tell us WHODUNIT!
http://www.janetcharltonshollywood.com/
LEO, Yes I’m sure the big selling diva said ‘I will always love you’ at some point to her blonde actress girlfriend. I’m going to make you sweat on the girlfreind for a while because I’m mean!
The black actor with the cocaine - yours is a good guess.
I think maybe - he might Crash into 11, 12, 13 of his friends from the seas in a hotel which saved victims of a massacre?
Angel - I’m thinking about the lesbian actress, there could be so many to choose from. Popular makes me thing a rom com woman?
Is the black actor someone who wants you to show him the money when he’s a boy in the ‘hood.
Could the black actor be someone who no longer loves his wife? The marriage went the distance it could, the longest yard is sometimes very short. Troubles at home can bring people down to earth. Counseling may have helped unless it’s a doctor who does very little. The company he kept outside of his marriage may have been bad. He may need to slow down and do simple things, like seeing a movie about a bee. He might be respected, but I think he is loved by everyone.
My guess is based on someone I saw as winning the least amount of ‘acting’ awards. Funny things can lead to many prizes.
I’ll bow out of guessing on the female singer. This one I will not try on my own. Previous responses answered the question to myself of ‘how will I know’.
Ok, the singer would obviously wanna dance with somebody who loved her.
Her actress girlfriend for many years was a very smart, silent lamb who once offered her too young services to a taxi driver
Could the gf have been a top gun of an actress? Was the singer, who was saving all her love for her gf, concerned about possible private sessions between her girl and another female costar, the bonds of love can be tested and there was a rumor that a ‘witness’ said they saw a catfight. I wouldn’t want to be the accused in this saga.
Janet Carlson bv
An actress whose last holiday was spent in Chicago at a beauty shop????
Here’s a new one:
These A+ list female film actresses (when I say A+, there is no wishy washy, they are A+) are really different, but they do have one very big thing in common. A woman. That’s right. While one of the A+ listers is no stranger to women, the other A+ lister is, or would have the world believe she is. However, each of our A+ listers separately spent several months with a woman who must be magnificent or beautiful or extremely talented in the bedroom to attract the interest of these A+ listers. The only thing these two A+ listers have in common is the huge amount of money they get for making films. The fact that these two completely different personalities and looks could both fall for the same woman just boggles the mind. That, and the fact that at least one of the A+ listers has never shown a propensity to spend time with the same team. This one blew me away.
Okay geisha back to the other ones for a sec, so we know the long ago lesbian couple was that of Kevin Costner’s co star and The Brave One? I can’t even imagine how they would have hooked up but I guess H town can be small.
And the black actors who may dabble a bit too hard in recreational drugs are T-hat H-andsome guy in Hustle and Crash and possibly D-on’t C-heatdle? Sad.
As for the new A list film actors, how do they have the woman in common - did they each act together with her? I’m stumped so far. Maybe another clue would get this moving….
(This famous lesbian movie star is successful and very popular but she’s afraid to come out of the closet.)
Whither her spoons methinks
Here’s a simple one apparently:
Eggs in Public: at an Oscar party on Sunday night, he’s been drinking, she’s been nagging. Turns into a huge, embarrassingly loud argument about the most personal of matters: she wants babies, he doesn’t, and they proceed to yell at each other about it in front of a large audience.
Was she FLOCKING to INDY who used to be SOLO?
Heidi, the 2 A+ listers who have had a same sex affair could be a couple of ANGELS except I ‘m not sure one is a real A lister, although her family is considered Hollywood royalty for several generations.
I’m thinking though that this could be two even bigger stars. just don’t know who.
This is one of the links that came up on my search with the female singer.
http://www.planetout.com/content/slideshow/splash.html?coll=221&order=5&navpath=/entertainment/
The 2 A listers, hmmmmmmmmmmm, not ready to guess yet.
The black actor bv, most of our guesses have received an acting award. Do we know if they mean an Oscar?
Maggie, my guess on the black actor would be the one who was nominated for an oscar for saving people from an African massacre.
Here’s another lesbian one which some say is easy
Which reputably sweet actress and award nominee is a full-blown, carpet munching bulldyke? She was seen with her current flame at an
awards show last weekend, and it looks like her dream of being viewed
as ~alternative~ may finally be coming true — in a way she never
expected.
Hmmm, could it be the young actress who is not pregnant in real life but might be spoofing the rumors on Saturday night?
http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/ellen-page-and.html
Juno, Maggie, you could be right
Ya know, I have a hard time seeing the actor who has spent so much time with the oceans being the addict. He just never seems to be that jacked up. I was also considering an actor who went from “not from non concentrated” fiction to successful negotiations. Or, possibly, maybe, a five phelanged actor who has fled from hoodlums giving them a smooch smooch pow pow and telling them love had nothing to do with it.
That’s a good guess Maggie.
I’m inclined to say the boy from the hood who would ask you to show him the money.
He had success pretty early on but the career has been less than stellar recently and he’s been behaving ‘erratically’ at parties. Two British tabloids have reported him as being in ‘exhuberant’ spirits at parties after the baftas - could be tabloid speak for off his head?
The 2 A list stars who are supposed to be different and one is not a stranger to women while the other pretends to be.
A sultry, rebel brunette who has admitted to an affair with a woman…..Mrs Smith currently with child which must be the pitts for her globetrotting do gooding.
An icy blonde who pretends to be straitlaced……Mrs scientology (ex) also with child but her marriages are kidding no-one
Ah, I could see it as someone who believes in the ambassadorship of Kwan.
A list celebrity females: Walking the line while bringin’ down the house. I’m not saying that with cruel intentions. It would be stranger than fiction.
Try this one
This non-black woman slept her way to the top and she was often on her knees. She’s also very vindictive. And, she continues to go out of her way to blacklist anyone who was mean to her before she obtained success. She married a black man and she’s told friends, “it would bother me more if he cheated on me with a black women!” She seems to have a strong dislike for black women and often refers to them as the h-word when she’s among family and friends. Her dislike spills over onto her fans. She is less friendly when black female fans approach her and often begs off to get out of signing autographs but she laughs and jokes with white fans continuously. Who Is She?
Could she be desperate, forEva talking about how happy her marriage is?
I beleive the non-black woman is also a housewife.She might EVAn be a desperate one.
Which footballer, renowned for his high-profile affairs, hasn’t yet learnt his lesson? Mind you, the Scarlet Belle in question is one of the world’s most beautiful women… GOLD!
Which rock star wears his hairpiece so well no-one has cottoned on until now? Said star is also so tight he tried to decorate his hall using a make-up brush to save the trip to Homebase!
Does the rock star wear blue GENEs and sleep on a SIMMONS beautyrest mattress?
Gold (en) balls is always lost in translation since he sounds like a gerbil when he speaks.
Wake up maggie May, he wears it well but the bonny Scottish lad still has a hairpiece.
Who is this?
Friends were left stumped about what to buy this Hollywood legend for her recent 50th birthday. Not only is she regarded as the woman who has everything, but she has also developed a reputation for, ahem, ‘borrowing’ key props from film sets - and not returning them.
Golden balls who sounds like a gerbil when he speaks (seriously funny by the way) might get smacked in the face by concrete t*ts when he does open his mouth.
Maggie may have to agree on the bonny Scottish lad who is in my heart.
Hollywood legend, could she have been borrowing her very own props that she is fatally attracted to?
Or could the Hollywood legend be stoned for being so basic?
A sliver of her diabolique look could quickly make me post mortem.
So we have a female singer with many millions of albums sold who has always been in straight relationships. Oh, and it is not like her relationships have been quiet. They have been some really huge ones. People know who she dates. Never a hint or whisper of our singer aver being anything other than straight. Then along comes a C list television and film actress. Everyone knows her name, and most of you have seen the television shows she has been a regular in. What we have never done is see her with any guys. Oh, every now and then she might drag a guy to a premiere, but never anything serious. She has already been in one secret relationship with a woman on an ABC primetime show, and now she is in a committed, although secret relationship with our singer. Not a secret to their close friends, just to the rest of the outside world. It is leaking slowly though and will be out soon.
A nice easy one:
A white male reality showhost who likes to pretend he is straight is enjoying wonderfully romantic times with this larger African American man who does straight porn for a living and calls himself bisexual.
I’ll guess the Gaycrest.
From CDAN
#2 - This is the funniest one I have ever got from the accountant. This celebutard is engaged to a B list film actress with A+ name recognition. He spent $34,000 on porn last year, and tried to claim it as a deduction for business purposes. He had each and every receipt for all the porn. All of it. He claimed that he needed it to see the proper way to act in a love scene. When the accountant reminded him he wasn’t even an actor, our celebutard said something to the effect of, “I’ve got my girlfriend believing I’m the best guy in the world. I’m a great actor.” They chose not to try and deduct the porn.
The popular guess is Cash Warren. Personally I don’t think it’s him. Any other guesses?
Which blockbuster actor’s wife acted impossibly after seeing a therapist? She started boning him during treatment (while hubby paid the (hotel) bills).
The husband found out, left her then reported the therapist to the GMC and had him struck off.
I’m too busy laughing at ‘boning’ to harbor a guess. I’ll never think of therapy the same way again.